They arrived early. She was a vegetarian. He was just fussy. Their room was ready.
Old guests still in the chalet. They hoovered. They cleaned.
They emptied the bin. They emptied the dishwasher.
Les loved it!
Liz hated it!
And I was just cool…
And Russian looking in that headband.
After spending a week hating it, a group lesson with Monika
‘YOUR SKIING DAYS ARE OVER’,
a private lesson with Thomas
‘just imagine you’re shopping at Lakeside’,
a scary ride in the bubble, and mastering the button lift with the kind German lady,
Liz came out with this surprise:
This is the perfect holiday’ Liz, 2012.
Yes, it was perfect
– the allotment didn’t need looking after as it is winter
– Les was not bored as he had something to do, and was therefore tired at the end of the day
– there were no northerners
– no fat people
Well, what more could you want!